Tuesday, 4 June 2019

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT

Guess who broke their blogging streak in ridiculous fashion?! Yep, me... I think I just needed the time off if I'm honest. I'm a busy gal and sometimes I just need a few minutes (weeks) to myself as much as possible.

I have, however, been planning this post for a little while, collating all my points and realising I'm slightly insane... but I've decided life is better as a cat and so I'd like to be one... for the following reasons.
INDEPENDENCE
Cats, in my experience, answer to no man. I'm pretty independent but I still have to like go to work and do what I'm told. Cats don't.

NO OBLIGATION TO BE HAPPY
No one expects cats to be happy, they just are when they are.

NO OBLIGATION TO BE NICE
As above, tbh.

PEOPLE GIVE YOU CUDDLES
I'm sure this doesn't require an explanation?

IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMEONE YOU JUST BITE THEM
Yep. You heard me. As a human, this is completely unacceptable.

NO HANGOVERS
fun fact, cats don't drink alcohol.


NAPPING IN THE SUN
I love a nap in the sun, though I must admit it seems to be reserved for holidays and sunny Sundays since I'm not a cat.

PLAYING OUT ALL DAY
Going off on adventures whenever you want. Yes, please.

SLEEPING ALL DAY
Again, I could do this but it would be deemed antisocial.

ALWAYS CUTE
I mean I think I'm pretty cute most of the time but I'm not quite cat level of cute and certainly not consistently so.

So that's what I've go so far, if you can think of any more compelling reasons as to why cats have it better, please let me know and I'll add them to my list. All photos are of my family cat, Sandy, who you can follow on instagram here.

I'll be back with actual style content next week huns.

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